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Monday, August 4, 2008 @ 8:43 PM
"So I won't give up"
 No, I won't break down. Ive been really busyyyyyyyyy! I wna concentrate on my termtest, So I wont really go into blogging, and update you guys with juicy news. So yeah, sorry! But you guys can leave tag, rightttttt? Its basic courtesy laaaaaaaa. Hehehehhee. Sthing random, I bought a $60 bra last Saturday, HAHAHAHAHA! So damn expensive & Idk why I choose t buy it. I love my mom. And my boobs are not gold laaaa. When I told Huisze, She was like, "What?! Your breasts are golden?" LOL! Lets end off my entry with sthing lame from forwarded mail ((: *those in equation in pink, made me laugh like @#$%^&* * * * * * * * ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH! Had a good laugh??? Maybe you didnt even laugh (or those who doesnt have sense of hunour) YEAH, TAG ME NOWWWWWWW. Okay, study timeeeee )): I MUST PASS ENGLISH! GOD, I MUST PASSS! *knife pointing* Please bless me, Im a good girl. *look with innocent, kneel down praying* (: |